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Killer Calamari's Nonexistent First Album

by Killer Calamari

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Spiderine (free) 02:24
Spiderine, he's the Spiderine The coolest hero to hit the scene He's a combination of the two best ones So what could possibly go wrong? He was bitten by a radioactive spider Then Weapon X infused his bones He shoots webs of pure adamantium So you'd really best leave him alone He lives with his aunt Xavior He's angry, but also quite witty He's totally got dual citizenship And he's violating your kitty Spiderine, he's the Spiderine The raddest dude to do the martyr thing You’re two favorite heroes from the comic strips Must’ve mashed their DNA like The Fly If you cut his foot with a giant sword He’d regenerate his missing toes He gets in fights with men in tights Green Gogneto is his greatest foe He's played by Tobhugh Jackaguire His costume is yellow-red He's an outcast to all of the neighborhood Cause he scratches walls when he climbs on them Spiderine, he's the Spiderine See his movie on the silver screen He’s a better crossover than Fantastic One Where the lead was Mr. Invisthingtorch His girlfriend is Marry Jean Betty Storm His real name is Pete “Logan” Parklett Stan Lee probably created him Harry Cyclosborne is his best friend With great power comes great ass kicking skills Don’t provoke him lest you want a lash His rival DC counterpart’s outselling him Damn you, Super Wonder Bat Lantern Flash Spiderine he's the Spiderine Your friendly, angry neighborhood Spiderine He'll take a picture of his mutton chops Unless we got a detail or two wrong
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Cute n' Cuddly (free) 02:01

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released July 3, 2012

Austin Aeschliman - Stuff
Kyle Carrozza - Things

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